Sunday, February 22, 2009

A Wonderful blog

Don't cry Terry,we know you suck
Drogba a.k.a Dogba

Anderson


Once upon a time,there was an ugly little girl named John Terry.She had a special ability.She could scare of thiefs and bandits with her most powerful weapon.....her god damn ugly face.One day as she, her retarted friend Nicholas Anelka and their testicle-less dog named Didier Drogba were walking in the woods of Moscow looking for a certan treasure left by the Gods Liverpool.And as they were skipping through the woods like a bunch of sissys making out with each other they ran into three strong gigantic bandits.There was a gay-looking one named Christiano Ronaldo,an overgrown baboon named Anderson and an old man named Van der Sar.These three bandits challenged the retards.All they had to do was to throw balls into a basket.The winner would get a map which leads to the treasure.Terry accepted this challenge.When the duel started,Ronaldo was the first to go.But there was a distraction.It was a 100$ note from Madrid,he was thinkin hard wheter to take it because he needed money to purchase some overaged whores but he decided that he wanted man instead.Finally he threw the ball but he missed.Next it was Anelka's turn.You may be wonderin how Drogba lost its testis...well,Anelka kinda bit them off out of the blue.Anelka missed and was seen rubbing something long and black against his face.Then it was the baboon Anderson's turn.Anderson got it in and celebrated as if he smoked ten packets of pot.Then finally it was Terry's turn but this time she had to throw the ball past Van der Sar into the basket.This throw would determine who gets the map.Everyone was watching anxiously.Drogba was so excited that it bit its ass off.Now it couldn't piss or shit.Finally Terry makes her move,she throws it and OMG she misses it and it didn't even hit the side of the basket and Terry slipped and her dress flew up and everybody looked with their mouths fully open because there was something hanging between her legs.She was actually a haemephrodite.Lord Almighty!!Anelka said.From then on Ronnie no longer liked boys.Terry was seen crying like a messed up bitch.The End.

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