Apology

Sorry ppl.My story too long.That just shows how much I hate Chelsea.

A Wonderful blog

Don't cry Terry,we know you suck

Drogba a.k.a Dogba

Anderson


Once upon a time,there was an ugly little girl named John Terry.She had a special ability.She could scare of thiefs and bandits with her most powerful weapon.....her god damn ugly face.One day as she, her retarted friend Nicholas Anelka and their testicle-less dog named Didier Drogba were walking in the woods of Moscow looking for a certan treasure left by the Gods Liverpool.And as they were skipping through the woods like a bunch of sissys making out with each other they ran into three strong gigantic bandits.There was a gay-looking one named Christiano Ronaldo,an overgrown baboon named Anderson and an old man named Van der Sar.These three bandits challenged the retards.All they had to do was to throw balls into a basket.The winner would get a map which leads to the treasure.Terry accepted this challenge.When the duel started,Ronaldo was the first to go.But there was a distraction.It was a 100$ note from Madrid,he was thinkin hard wheter to take it because he needed money to purchase some overaged whores but he decided that he wanted man instead.Finally he threw the ball but he missed.Next it was Anelka's turn.You may be wonderin how Drogba lost its testis...well,Anelka kinda bit them off out of the blue.Anelka missed and was seen rubbing something long and black against his face.Then it was the baboon Anderson's turn.Anderson got it in and celebrated as if he smoked ten packets of pot.Then finally it was Terry's turn but this time she had to throw the ball past Van der Sar into the basket.This throw would determine who gets the map.Everyone was watching anxiously.Drogba was so excited that it bit its ass off.Now it couldn't piss or shit.Finally Terry makes her move,she throws it and OMG she misses it and it didn't even hit the side of the basket and Terry slipped and her dress flew up and everybody looked with their mouths fully open because there was something hanging between her legs.She was actually a haemephrodite.Lord Almighty!!Anelka said.From then on Ronnie no longer liked boys.Terry was seen crying like a messed up bitch.The End.

Favoutir sprots teams

Best Midfielder in the world,Steven Gerrard

The one and only,Liverpool Football Club

Dallas Mavericks

Tennesse Titans



Whats up my bitches and ho's,whateva that means.I am gonna talk bout my favourite sports teams.First it is my favourite basketball team,the Dallas Mavericks.They are not really my favourite team,I just like them by playin NBA 08.For NFL it is currently the Tennessee Titans.I like them because they are the first team that I played for in Madden 08.Finally,I have saved the best for last.The team that is more important to me than family or education,the one and only Liverpool Football Club.This Red Giants make Chelsea FC look as if they are a bunch of physically and mentally retarted 3 year olds trying and failing to kick tin cans in to a giant drain.Liverpool currently have the best midfielder in the world and his name is 'STEVEN GERRARD'.He can tackle,headder footballs,shoot and create plays.I in particular am veryproud of him coz i was,is and always will be his footie coach.Sorry Frank your just not good enough to join the football league for legless dogs.

Anti-Lalaism

The natural hair the the lala species

OMG!! its that retarted zombie from L4D..Kill it!
Lalas...what are they when i mention them.Are they seashells or just some birds.NO!they are the lowest class and ugliest ppl on Earth.They shouldn't even be considered as humans as they should be known as the 'ugly species'.They insult every colour in the world by wearing 12 colour clothes and their clothes look as if the collected 3 tons of shit flatten it,dried it and then wearing it.And their socks..OMG.What the hell is their problem,those ulgy educationless,inactive piece of shit rejects.Whot the hell wears 50 cm socks which are thorn and consists of 12 colours.Not only that,those socks look as if a begger used it as his piss and shit collector.Come on,even the lowest class begger as higher class socks than that,even a skunks ass will be better socks.And their retarted messed up photo pose.What the hell is up with that.You guys noe what I am talkin bout.Dude,even my dead dog who died paralyzed can pose better than you low class animals.And finnaly,the moment you all been waitin for,THEIR HAIR!!Jesust Christ of Malaysia!!Whats up with that.Who would have ever thought of puttin a giant mushroom on their head and call it hair.Killing us humans with your ugly fashion,ugly faces and your retarted poses,but killing our dear mushrooms.O...wait...is that your real hair...Oops sorry...a mushroom couldnt get that ugly..even if you pissed on it, burn it,pissed on it and burning it.And you make it even worse....by dying it.O my Shiva.Just as we thought you couldnt get any hideous.you dye your hair and with the colours that look like you mixed piss with a bucket of nose crap and expired Llama's milk.O...you noe what if you wont stop this hideousness than we humans will..Come On ppl kill this creatures..show no mercy.But beware,they have a lethal weapon.....THEIR SUPREME UGLYNESS

Protest!

If you feel you should be in the post.Pls do protest or go on strike.Coz i hav too many things on my mind to type..so pls be a desperate loser and ask;-)

Acquaintances

For those of you who are cina bangs and lalas acquaintances are people who you know but less than friends.First its Alison,the 2nd least lala of the 3L 'Big Four',former 3L should noe what I'm talkin bout.For me she is like the china,Chewbacca version of Jen Aniston.She is also pretty bitchy.Than its Leticia who stole PJ from me until I forced him away from the dark side.Leticia is the 2nd most lala in the 'Big Four'.She was influenced by the Animal Michelle.but now she is 0.01% less lala.I think leticia is balding due to a patch of baldness in the middle of her head.She wears contact lense which makes her look as if somebody spat toilet detergen in her eyes....Ouch!Than it is Iris the only not lala in the 'Big Four'.We were in the same class for 3 years.But i only said like....10 words during that whole time.Next will be the guy from 4K,his name is Yu Min.I met this dude few weeks ago his a cool guy he comes up and talks random junk to me and than walks off to do the same thing to other ppl....What a cool dude.Finnaly,I saved the last for worst it is Charles sister Cheryl.Cheryl is probably the only person who can use my power against me which is the power of supreme irritation.She keeps callin me Cicak for no bloody reason.Sometimes I feel like punchin and kicking her and make her eat her own words.She likes taking random photos of ppl when shes bored....wierd.And when she takes photos of herself she smiles to the max.It makes her look as if she got a certain catostrophic symptom.The only thing good bout her is........................Research In Progress.

Good friends

Ok,now the lower ranked friends in my life.First of all there is my good friend,Chin Shen a.k.a The Tackler.Chin Shen is a nice, funny and oily guy.His oil on his face can be used for cooking,weapons,petrol etc.Chin Shen also loves slide tackling,eversince I introduced it to him.Everytime he sees me there is a 100% chance of him trying to break my 'Stevie G' legs.Than there is Xheng Yu,i only knew this dude this year after he tried to be gay wif me.Xheng Yu is like Ray Allen after he got fried with CS oil and burnt.He couldnt score a basket even if he was standing right above it.He is also a lala victim,but he changed and now he is in my anti-lala rehab centre.He is currently my student in the art of anti lala-ism.Than it is Charles,my old school friend.He has high taste but unfortunately...his Charles.We have something in common,we love the best team in the world,Liverpool Fc!Than it is PJ.Pj is probably the only guy who aims for the air when shooting baskets(or for him...shooting...air).Thats the reason why I rejected the worst shooter and chose the bad shooter(Xheng Yu) to be my client.Than there is Kenny.The blurrest guy in the world whom I almost hit with a metal bottle for slapping me for no reason.He also kicked ENS in the balls,pissed Kurves off a million times, and the worst part is he supports the worst team in the world with the worst players in the world...Chelsea Fc(vommited after typing).But kenny is a fun guy,he is an overall guy,good in sports and smart.

Best Friends

Pj acting cool by dinkin lychee??
PJ,CS and someother A-holes

Hello,Jesus Mother Mary,Liverpool Fc and all the football teams in the world(Chelsea,you can go eat shit..poop it out and eat it again).Here are my Best friends.First, there is the overgrown muscle hunk Kurves whom I have known for 10 years since std 1,at std 1 he was tiny and normal,now he has become the only person bigger than the Hulk.He is so muscular that his pinkie toe can knock me all the way into somebody's ass alll the way in China,he is probably the best overall guy,he is active in sprots and smart,the only prob is...his in MalaysiaT-T.Next there is ENS,I often refer to him as doggy but he gets angry and won't play fetch with me for a day(sorry ENS),but the thing bout ENS is that he is freakishly smart but he always come to me as his English teacher and turthfully he has a giant head the size of godzilla's balls.Everybody thinks this is wierd but not me as I think that he can act in the show Conehead 2(Lalas and cinabangs wont understand this).Than there is Nick.I have known this dude since form 1,when he called me silent f-er...now he just calls me dumbshit..nick is my info guide to the world of rock,basketball,and sports history.He and me share the same taste in music(anti-parents songs). Now,to talk about my girl-friends,First there is Jips she is awkwardly ugly and just the other day kures found out that Jips loves pipes.So I would like to give you a little preview of Jips' song,O hot damn,Jips is no man,Keep on piping till the am,yall will understand,he likes pipes in his anus..a..anus.But Jips is known as my utility man(thats right....a man!) because she does almost everythin for me,HW,buying,throwin,punchin bag etc.Than there is Bird,my numba1 babe,she so hot when she farts she burns me...literally.Than theres Shu Wei who I rejected for Valentines day,she kept on begging me to belanja her Tony Roma's but instead I ate a couple of RM's poop it out and gave it to her to buy herself a mask and a gallon of oil due to her skinnyness..I think thats bout it

Day of creation

Me climbin on a rooftop onValentine's day...Odd

hello,my name is Zack...you may also refer to me as God.This my first time actually doing this crap..so i don't really noe what to write and I don't have a creative brain.The only thing creative about me is when I'm in bed with somebody of the oppsite sex and somebody who doesnt have the face that looks like a donkey's ass..Okay now to the intro...I am Zack a.k.a God..i study in a school which was built to replace pudu jail if it was destroyed...my favourite football team is Liverpool(also known as the Bues destroyer)Ermm..dono what to say now..read other posts to find out you piece of crap;-)o b.t.w i created this out of boredom after i got trashed 52-46 by Colts;-)